I want cock!

I want cock,can I?I want cock!!!I want it now...Gimme gimme gimme!!!I want COCK!!!!!!!!And of course, everyone did taken aback at what I asked for...A cock...and instantly what get into their mind will be the scene of a guy giving a piggyback to another guy, telling him that he's bringing him to hotel for a cock riding!Hell no!I'm not in the same league as they do and I definitely not a fans of Lee Ang..

Lee Ang,director of movie, Brokeback Mountain(2005)

Brokeback Mountain(2005)

Seriously, I considered myself as a Mc D die hard fans.Hence, Mc D repay my support to them all these years.They give me cock whenever I ask for it...Best of all, they even refill my cock a few times before I leave their restaurant...So kind of them...

Days ago, I came across with a funny radio talk posted on forum...I was like "wow" instead of getting myself rolling on floor, laughing my ass off(I ain't mad like others.. rolling on floor,collecting dust meh...),And because of that, I get myself addicted to "cock"...Here's the conversation...

Conversation: ------------------------------------------------------------

*Tut….Tut….Tut….*

Auntie: Aalo

DJ: Halo Auntie ar…

Auntie: Ar…

DJ: Eh..ar..This is Bernard again ar…I…I need to do another party ar…Can I order foods from you guys?

Auntie: Arr..ar…Yea can can…What you want ar?

DJ: What’s..What’s the menu ar this weekend?

Auntie: Arr…This week ar…Emm…Flied Lice and Bee Flied Lice..

*Laughter…*

DJ: I like fried rice…

Auntie: Arr…You want chicken Kali?

*Laughter…*

DJ: Chic…Yea..Chicken Curry is good…

Auntie : Got oso the Nasi Lemak ar…All you want ar?

DJ: Yea..ar..It’s gonna be a big party.What kind of drinks can you give us ar, auntie?

Auntie: Ar…Drinks ar…We have the flu juice..We have also er…We have bandung..Er…We also have er…soft drinks like COCK!

*Laughter..*

DJ: Sorry..What drink is that?

Auntie: Ar..Cock..

DJ: Woo…

Auntie : Medium cock also got…Big cock also got…Which 1 you want?

Auntie :Also can..can ar…three..Three cock for the price of one, I give you la..You order enough, I give you like that la..

DJ: Wa..Wow…

Auntie: Hmm…

DJ: What a great…Ar..ok…I..I’ll take that la..

Auntie: Which one?Small one?

DJ: No..Actually I got a lot of people

Auntie: You give me…You give the…medium aaa…30cents more..I give you big cock

DJ: 30 cents more for the big one aa?

Auntie: aa…

DJ: Ok..I...I…I think I need the big one…

Auntie: You need the big one aa?

DJ: Hmm…but Auntie..your, is yours the real thing aa?Nice to drink aa?

Auntie: Aiyaa…Cock very nice one la…No need to worry la…

*Laughter*

DJ: Arr..When can you deliver the drink?

Auntie: You tell me the food how many…Then ar…The cock also how many I give you

DJ: Ok..Thanks Auntie…I confirm again. Later I call you.again.

Auntie: OkOk..Thank you

(Due to Blogspot error..I cant put the thing here...here's the download link http://rapidshare.com/files/113910750/987FM__1.AVI.html )

It is amazing to see how people pronounce from coke to cock...On the other hand, I simply can't understand why she didn't say coca-cola which is way easier to pronounce even for a kid of age 5...

KoooooKaaaaa....KoooooLaaaa.....

Read after me...

Come on... 1...2...3...

KoooooKaaaaa....KoooooLaaaa...........Good...:P

I don't mean to be mean...but this indeed sounded like they are organizing an orgy party.

Here's a story to reflect exactly why I said so..

Keristiano: Woi, limpek organizing orgy party this weekend, coming bo?

Angguguson: Of course la...Mana boleh cannot come ae...

Keristiano: Kanehh you Nanias...Ask you beh hiao answer a?Kaneh!

Nanias: Go la go la..Want huge cock kenot bo ask me 1 la..

Keristiano: Ok..Mai pang wa pui ki hor...This weekend nah...

*Took out phone and called agent*
Keristiano: Arlo..
Agent: Yes, anything you need sir?
Keristiano:Kaneh lu..Mai speak english ka limpek la..
Agent: ho ho..hamisu har,erm.. mr?
Keristiano: Mr Keristiano Lonardoll here la.
Agent: O!!!An chua help lu har?
Keristiano:Limpek organizing orgy this weekend ma...wa want big cocks and big boobies aa ..ok bo?
Agent: U a.. U a...duo liap ae hor? sure got la..
Keristiano: Hami hang zheng? kui bo?
Agent:You give me…Lu give wa…medium aaa hor…$300 more..I give you big cock and big boobies aaa...
Keristiano:Ok..sat lu!I take big aa...

Wtf?It is EXACTLY like a conversation between the one calling for prostitute and gigolos to prepare for his coming orgy party...

Cristiano Ronaldo

Imagine..One day, people walk to you and tell you...Hey, can you buy me a cock?I'm not sure whether you will get your coke or not.Yet, I'm sure if you are telling this to a guy,you will end up in the hospital instead of getting a chance of taste on your coke...and I'm still wondering how she get the idea to read "coke" as cock...Normal people will at least read it as CO-KE instead of cock...Amazing...

Anderson,Ronaldo,Nani

Adding salt to injury,she even invented a new drink called flu juice...Well, I can imagine whats that...It comes quite handy whenever I don't feel like attending class...I will just have to drink this special drink created by this auntie..The more I drink, the easier I get myself sick and get M.C from doctor easily...Is quite useful actually...I reckon I gotta order more from this auntie...

Now, i think the auntie is still sitting beside her phone, waiting for the phone call, thinking that the big business is still available...

-Jason,listening to " With You" by Chris Brown

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